Big news Ladies and Nonbinary Folks and Germs! I am opening up CUSTOM COMIC COMMISSIONS!
All the relevant information is presented in the FUN GRAPHIC ABOVE, but to reiterate a few points:
Be as broad or as specific as you want! If you just have a funny topic or an idea, I’ll make something out of it! Got a SCRIPT? Hell, that makes my job easier! Got a comic idea you want to make a proof of concept for, but just can’t draw or scrounge up the money for? Well let me tell you, friend, you are not going to beat these PRICES
"Friends of Al" discount-I’m gonna imagine you’re reading this on tumblr, so if you see this float by, then tell me the name of who reblogged it! If I know ‘em, I’ll give you $5 off! If I don’t know them then I will probably knock $5 of anyway! And if you refer someone to me, not only do they get $5 off, but you get $5 off your NEXT comic! #WOW!!
PORN IS OKAY! I got no qualms drawing your nudies!! But I will have to stipulate here, nothing nonconsensual, and no underaged characters. Like you have an uncommon fetish, whatever, just so long as all parties are aware of and cool with what’s going on.
And then, I guess, I’ll also have to say noting hateful or racist or misogynistic or transphobic but I’d like to hope you know that already! And if you don’t want a comic, I’m also doing plain ol’ character commissions for less than these (email me!)
That’s it I think! Hope to hear from you soon!!!
I downloaded the cheap rpg maker from humble bundle recently and today I started sketching some ideas for a short BoL rpg game that I think is going to be a fun project for the summer/year/whenever I have time to do it. It’ll be a hoot!
Oh hey guys, didn’t see you come in, let’s see what we can do togeth oh
BUFFET OF LIES IS BACK! Yeah! We’re back and feeling fresh as a DAISY, and I could not be more thrilled to tell you that for the foreseeable future, y’all are gonna get updates TWICE a WEEK again! I know! It’s Crazy!!!! Probably, though, I am not going to be doing full color updates like, maybe ever??? I hope you don’t mind! It’s just that color is the really big bottleneck in my output, and has been for at least a year now, but there is plenty of fun stuff we can do with A SINGLE TONE.
But yeah! BoL is back and I couldn’t be more thrilled to be here.
I inked ten pages of comics in like two weeks! Wow,
Tim the Police Detective-A Story AL wrote on the bus
Hi! I’m on the bus. Here’s a little Buffet of Lies SHORT STORY I wrote on the bus. Tim and Mister Sad are in it! and Tyrone kinda. And Sal the Bartender. Enjoy!
It is with much pride that I unveil the Official Buffet of Lies Desktop Wallpaper, available FREE to readers with an 800x600 display.
If, for some reason, you have found this resolution insufficient for “modern” “internet” “browsing,” then you can get higher res versions by subscribing to the bonus content feed on Patreon! That’s just a buck (or more!) a month folks, or if you really wanted, you could subscribe for just this month and get it for one buck period. But then you’d be missing out on future wallpapers and bonus comics ‘n’ content, so, uh, subscribe!!!
So lately I’ve been thinking a little more about the end of my comic, which is not going to happen for a couple more years but is now close enough that I’ve been thinking a lot about what’s gonna happen and if I’m gonna do anything with the characters afterward. And for the most part, the characters are probably going to be doing the same kind of thing they’re doing already, because finding comfort in stasis is gonna be one of the THEMES of the ENDING (spoilers).
But then I got to thinking about these bozoes, and the notion that they’d kinda HAVE to be doing something different, because of adulthood, and that got me HELLA jamming to the idea of Spenny running a failing detective agency in a new city, and Penny doing her own thing but still providing moral support/sidekicking around.
So yeah. Be on the lookout for that in like, over ten years.
Tomorrow I think I am going to write some shit about ~my year,~ both in comics and also just personally, but for now please enjoy this wee little teaser for the fourth year of buffet of lies! Hoo-Ah!