Those Damned Bees

Apr 15

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

(via acidahlia)

Knock-Knock Jokes Written by the Three-Year-Old I Babysit

magnoliapearl:

1:

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Tall tall building!

Tall tall building who?

I’m just a building. I don’t even have any name. I think I will just sit still.

2: 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Poop poop toilet.

Poop poop toilet who?

(CACOPHONOUS GALES OF LAUGHTER)

3: 

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Napkin Pal.

Napkin Pal who?

*screeching* DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME??? I SAID NAPKIN PAL!!!!

4:

Knock Knock!

Who’s there? 

A banana on your head.

A banana on my head who?

Oh, you wouldn’t know my name.

5:

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Everything.

Everything who?

EVERYTHING

tobiaswraithwall:

hapsycolour:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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(via herrisonfort)

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve taken thousands of photos of people in New York, and I find out a little bit about…""I’m Hustle Man! That’s all you need to know."

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve taken thousands of photos of people in New York, and I find out a little bit about…"
"I’m Hustle Man! That’s all you need to know."

Apr 14

Cindy the mayor

Cindy the mayor

[video]

Actors

Actors

[video]

Apr 13

[video]

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

(via hotoriarashiyama)