That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!
Tall tall building!
Tall tall building who?
I’m just a building. I don’t even have any name. I think I will just sit still.
Poop poop toilet.
Poop poop toilet who?
(CACOPHONOUS GALES OF LAUGHTER)
Napkin Pal who?
*screeching* DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME??? I SAID NAPKIN PAL!!!!
A banana on your head.
A banana on my head who?
Oh, you wouldn’t know my name.
things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
"I’ve taken thousands of photos of people in New York, and I find out a little bit about…"
"I’m Hustle Man! That’s all you need to know."
Cindy the mayor
awh there’s a ladybug on my screen